Kate Moss’ Wedding Day aka Moss-Stock Has Arrived!
While we’re gearing up for a three day weekend in the states, Kate Moss is causing a media circus in her hometown of Cotswolds, a normally quite English village, as everyone is excitedly awaiting the arrival of guests for her marriage (taking place today) to Jamie Hince, The Kills guitarist. Moss never revealed much about her wedding in hopes of keeping her date and location a secret… Well, shutting down roads and erecting wedding facilities in your neighborhood is a pretty big giveaway, so the secret’s out in a big way! Prior to their rehersal dinner, the couple posed outside The Swan Pub (above) and from there the media circus and wedding speculations have begun!
The nuptials are going to be filled with Moss’ chums who, to us, are known as fashion’s heavy hitters. She’s set to wed in a John Galliano designed gown and rumors are swirling that the designer will attend the wedding (at least someone in the industry still likes him). The coveted chief bridesmaid position (UK’s maid of honor equivalent) goes to her eight-year-old daughter Lila Grace (from her relationship with Jefferson Hack). Fashion photographer and friend Mario Testino is turning into a wedding photog to capture the bride throughout the event. Other celebrity friends potentially on the guest list include, Naomi Campbell, Jude Law, Jade Jagger, Vivienne Westwood, Stella McCartney, and even street artist Banksy to name a few.
One wedding guest revealed some of Kate’s wild plans for the far from traditional festivities. He (or she) said, “Kate has hired a small team of transvestites to chaperone guests to the toilets and back to their seats. Most of them will be 6′ 5″ in their heels. She’s also having naked musclemen with fake tattoos on their backs and chests of Kate and Jamie’s names and faces. Kate’s hoping guests will have pictures with them.”
Word is also out that Snoop Dogg, Kanye West, and Beth Ditto will all perform…talk about a p-a-r-t-y! Moss is expected to have three days worth of grand celebrations, which have been nicknamed “Moss-stock” by local residents. But don’t even think about crashing, because the model erected a huge fence around her property and has practically shut down her town in an attempt to banish intruders.